From my Tumblr
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE… girl-friend?
This is Albrecht “Spine-breaker” Filippino McFilibuster, Scourge of the Philippines.
He knows fourteen different martial arts and is proficient in the use of his age in minutes worth of knives, and as many guns.
His bodycount is equivalent to the number of hairs on his head to the power of atoms in his butt, and the number of times he has lost a fight to anyone is equivalent to the amount of hearts he has, which is zero.